Michael Saylor, the self-proclaimed “BTC prophet” who somehow convinced a NASDAQ-listed firm to spend $100 million on 850 BTC, has done it again. Because nothing says “sound strategy” like buying $74k digital collectibles and calling it a “yield.” 🤷♂️
Strategy has acquired 850 BTC for ~$99.7 million at ~$117,344 per bitcoin… and now they’re calling it a “yield”? Who needs ROI when you can just redefine reality? 🤯 As of 9/21/2025, we “hodl” 639,835 $BTC bought for ~$47.33 billion. Because of course, why not buy a pizza for $74k and call it a day? 🍕
– Michael Saylor (@saylor) September 22, 2025
Strategy is now proudly “holding” 639,835 BTC, bought for $47.33 billion. The company’s net worth is now “over $72 billion” on paper, but let’s be real-it’s just a numbers game until someone tries to cash out. Meanwhile, their stock is projected to open in the red today, because nothing says “confidence” like a 15% YTD gain while the crypto market melts down. 🔥
In a stunning twist, Metaplanet (because why stop at one company?) dropped $630 million for 5,419 BTC, bringing their grand total to 25,555 BTC. Because if you’re going to go broke, you might as well go broke *in style*. 🚀
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