Well, butter my biscuit and call me a wizard, Capital B, that plucky little company listed on Euronext Growth Paris (where the suits are as sharp as the cheese), has just pulled a fast one on the financial gnomes. They’ve conjured up a cool €1.2 million (€1.41 million if you’re counting in those fancy American dollars) by issuing 706,000 new shares at a tidy €1.70 a pop. 🧙♂️✨
This financial fandango is part of an “ATM-type” agreement with their investment chums at TOBAM. Yes, an ATM, because apparently, money just magically appears when you need it. Who knew? 💸💰
According to the official press release (which, let’s be honest, is about as exciting as watching paint dry, but with more numbers), the share issuance was a hit with multiple TOBAM funds. The average subscription price was a whopping 56% premium over the last trading day’s closing price. That’s right, folks, they paid extra for the privilege! 🤑😏
🟠 Capital B announces a capital increase for an amount of €1.2 million to pursue its Bitcoin Treasury Company strategy⚡️
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– Capital B (@_ALCPB) September 23, 2025
Shareholders’ preferential rights? Waived faster than a wizard’s wand at a goblin convention. This allowed the targeted investors to swoop in like financial vultures. After the capital increase, the company’s equity per share inched up from €0.74 to €0.75. Every little helps, eh? 📈🦅
The Bitcoin Hoard
Now, the real magic trick? This new funding is destined for Capital B’s Bitcoin treasury. With Bitcoin currently trading at a staggering $113,000 (yes, you read that right), this €1.2 million could bag them around 10 more BTC. That’s like finding a golden ticket in your cereal box, but shinier. 🪙✨
Just the day before, they snapped up 551 BTC for €54.7 million, boosting their year-to-date Bitcoin returns to a mind-boggling 1,651.2%. Their treasury now sits pretty at 2,800 BTC. Not too shabby for a company that’s also dabbling in Data Intelligence, AI, and decentralized tech consulting. 🧠🤖
Earlier this month, they pulled off a €58.1 million capital increase via a private placement to institutional investors. Because, you know, why stop at one financial wizardry when you can do two? 🎩🐇
According to Bitcoin Treasuries, Capital B is the 28th largest corporate Bitcoin holder globally. That’s like being the 28th most popular kid in school, but with more money and fewer pimples. 🏆💼
As for their shares (ALCPB), they’re trading at €1.1560 ($1.36), up a cheeky 6.25% for the day. Not bad for a company that’s basically a Bitcoin-hoarding, tech-consulting, financial acrobat. 🎢📊
So, there you have it. Capital B: making money moves while the rest of us are still trying to figure out how to pronounce “decentralized.” Hats off to them, I say. Or should I say, wizards’ hats? 🧙♂️🎩
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2025-09-23 17:11