With Bitcoin (BTC) and altcoins attempting to reclaim their former glory like a disheveled peacock puffing up its feathers, crypto airdrops offer investors a chance to clutch free tokens with minimal effort-apart from the arduous task of remembering to check your Telegram app.
Airdrops, that most generous of blockchain customs, distribute free tokens to attract followers, much like a vicar offering jam tarts to the village children. This week, the following projects promise to shower you in digital glitter. May you tread carefully, lest you trip over a rug of rug pulls.
RedotPay
RedotPay, that most enterprising of crypto ventures, is a name to whisper into the void if you crave tokens. The project, having raised a tidy sum of $87 million (enough to buy a small principality in the Balkans if one has the right connections), recently secured an additional $47 million. One might say they’ve struck gold-or perhaps they’ve simply bribed the gold mines.
Their Telegram app allows users to create a crypto card and earn points, a system as thrilling as watching paint dry… until the “treasure chests” arrive. These daily delights, akin to a Christmas cracker on a Monday, promise treasures. Whether these treasures are real or merely digital confetti remains to be seen.
🦄 Rising to Unicorn: @RedotPay Secures $47M in Strategic Funding!
Thanks to @cbventures , @galaxyhq & Vertex Ventures for believing in our mission!#RedotPay highlights in just 2 years:
👥 5M+ users in 100+ markets
💸 $10B annualized payments volume
🌐 Leading #stablecoin…– RedotPay Official (@RedotPay) September 26, 2025
Backers include Coinbase Ventures and Galaxy, though one suspects the real power lies with Lightspeed, who led the second-tier fundraiser. A name that suggests velocity, not financial prudence.
Andrena
Andrena (DAWN), another airdrop to consider, is backed by DragonFly and VanEck, a duo as reliable as a bridge made of chewing gum. The project has raised $35.5 million, a sum that could buy a very large yacht-or, more prosaically, a browser extension that awards points for doing nothing but clicking.
On September 24, Andrena released a new browser extension, requiring users to delete the old one. A process as elegant as replacing a grandfather clock with a smartwatch. New users need only install the new extension and earn points, though some have complained of “inaccurate points.” Developers, ever the optimists, assure us they’re “fixing this issue.” One imagines them frantically scribbling equations on whiteboards with a pencil.
🚨 DAWN is coming to @privy_io!
We’re excited to share that we have released a new version of the Chrome extension. While there are lots of improvements to the extension behind the scenes, the most notable one is that we are transitioning account creation and log in to be…
– DAWN (@dawninternet) September 24, 2025
What? Why do I only have 20 Points left after updating
– Tuyến Kts (@tuyenkts88) September 25, 2025
A user’s lament, perhaps. Or a cry for help disguised as a tweet.
Espresso
Espresso (ESP), with its $64 million in funding, is the kind of project that makes one crave a double shot of caffeine and a stiff drink. Funded by Andreessen Horowitz and Sequoia Capital, it’s the sort of venture that makes venture capitalists sound like Victorian philanthropists.
While the ESP airdrop remains in the “potential” category (a polite way of saying “it might happen when the moon turns green”), Espresso has launched a new activity involving Composable NFTs. Users must build digital rooms, share them on X (formerly Twitter), and hope their creativity outshines that of a toddler with a crayon.
New contest! Build your Espresso Room for a chance to win a Composable NFT! lets you create digital rooms, showcase your NFTs & mint decor/Espresso drip. From @onappchain, an Espresso-integrated chain.
Three most-creative rooms win! Discord has details👀
– Espresso ☕️ (@EspressoSys) September 22, 2025
Alongside this, Espresso runs the Caff Creator Role and Layer-3 tasks, which launched on July 21 and May 14 respectively. A calendar of events so packed, one suspects the developers may have forgotten what day it is.
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2025-09-29 14:34