You Won’t Believe Which Memecoin Exploded 3,100% (And Which One’s Dragging Its Feet)

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The undisputed queen bee of today’s crypto playground: MEMELESS (aka MEMELESS/SOL). Trailing behind, doing their best “please notice me” impressions, are Magallaneer (MAGAL/SOL) and omni (omni/SOL). Try not to blink, the drama’s moving faster than my last relationship (which, yes, was mostly with a pizza).

MEMELESS Coin Rockets To the Moon (And Beyond), Bags Over 3,100% Gains 🚀

MEMELESS Coin is just 22 hours old (practically still burping up, bless) but it’s already grown up and gone viral—a 3,138.1% pump in one day. Suddenly, everyone’s pretending they were early. FDV: $2.05 million. Volume: $15.27 million. Transactions? Over 148,000. The liquidity’s pushing $200K, which is, frankly, more liquid than my bank account after Sunday brunch. Leaderboard who? MEMELESS owns it, darling.

Magallaneer: The Plucky Underdog With Triple-Digit Ambition 🏴‍☠️

Magallaneer is 9 days old and acting like it just discovered espresso—165.6% gains! The FDV is a humble $93.49K, but with 100,000-ish transactions in one day, it’s clearly not here for a quiet time. Volume: $224.3K. Liquidity: $32.61K. Modest, but it’s got heart. Will it make it to the top, or burst into flames like my attempt at sourdough? Place your bets.

Omni: Ancient In Memecoin Years, Suddenly Wakes Up From Nap 🦖

Omni, the relic at a year old, refuses to shuffle off quietly. Instead, it rallies 134.9% in 24 hours, with $1.21 million in volume and $207.5K just lying around in liquidity. People apparently love a comeback—omni’s even up 5.4% in just the past hour, and 35.9% in six. This old timer’s still got some funky dance moves.

Today’s wild numbers are a reminder: memecoins on Pump.fun are more unpredictable than my internet during a thunderstorm. Wild gains, laughable losses, and so much action you might pull a muscle just watching the charts.

P.S. If you invest based on a summary that reads like stand-up comedy, you might deserve that “learning experience.” This is not investment advice. Go hug a dog instead. 🐶

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2025-07-07 16:13