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Right. So, Solana. Apparently, it’s had a little moment above $132. A ‘wave’ they\’re calling it. Honestly, sounds exhausting. Now it’s just… hovering. Like a slightly anxious hummingbird near $138. 🙄
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- It went up a bit. Past $130. Groundbreaking.
- It’s now…under $138. And a thing called the 100-hourly simple moving average. Don\’t ask, I have no idea.
- Apparently breaking a \’bearish trend line\’ at $132 is a win? Look, I just want to know if I should sell or not.
- If it gets past $138 AND $140, maybe, maybe it’ll keep going up. No promises.
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Is Solana About to Pretend It\’s Doing Well?
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It stabilized. Briefly. From $128. Like Bitcoin and Ethereum. It\’s trying so hard to be them. Managed to nudge above $130, which is, I suppose, something. 🎉
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Something about a 23.6% Fib retracement. Sounds…intense. And another bearish thing broken. Honestly, they just make these terms up, don’t they? It\’s all just clever marketing.
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Currently, it\’s bobbing about under $138. Resistance near $137. It\’s a whole lot of resistance, actually. Basically, everything’s resisting it.
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If it gets to $140, well then, maybe $142. Then $150. Ooh, ambitious! And if it really pulls it off, $155. Don\’t hold your breath. This is crypto, after all. 🙃
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Or Will it Just…Go Down Again?
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If it doesn\’t crack $140, it’s likely to keep…not going up. There\’s some “support” at $132. Which is nice. And then $130. Then things get really depressing.
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If it drops below $130…prepare for $128. And then, God help us, $120. Honestly, I\’m starting to feel a bit sorry for Solana. It\’s trying its best.
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Technobabble
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MACD is \’gaining pace in the bullish zone\’. Which, frankly, sounds like a dating profile.
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RSI is above 50. Congratulations, Solana, you\’re…average.
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Support: $132 and $130. (Good luck with that.)
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Resistance: $138 and $140. (Seriously good luck.)
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Right. So, Solana. Apparently, it’s had a little moment above $132. A ‘wave’ they’re calling it. Honestly, sounds exhausting. Now it’s just… hovering. Like a slightly anxious hummingbird near $138. 🙄
- It went up a bit. Past $130. Groundbreaking.
- It’s now…under $138. And a thing called the 100-hourly simple moving average. Don’t ask, I have no idea.
- Apparently breaking a ‘bearish trend line’ at $132 is a win? Look, I just want to know if I should sell or not.
- If it gets past $138 AND $140, maybe, maybe it’ll keep going up. No promises.
Is Solana About to Pretend It’s Doing Well?
It stabilized. Briefly. From $128. Like Bitcoin and Ethereum. It’s trying so hard to be them. Managed to nudge above $130, which is, I suppose, something. 🎉
Something about a 23.6% Fib retracement. Sounds…intense. And another bearish thing broken. Honestly, they just make these terms up, don’t they? It’s all just clever marketing.
Currently, it’s bobbing about under $138. Resistance near $137. It’s a whole lot of resistance, actually. Basically, everything’s resisting it.
If it gets to $140, well then, maybe $142. Then $150. Ooh, ambitious! And if it really pulls it off, $155. Don’t hold your breath. This is crypto, after all. 🙃
Or Will it Just…Go Down Again?
If it doesn’t crack $140, it’s likely to keep…not going up. There’s some “support” at $132. Which is nice. And then $130. Then things get really depressing.
If it drops below $130…prepare for $128. And then, God help us, $120. Honestly, I’m starting to feel a bit sorry for Solana. It’s trying its best.
Technobabble
MACD is ‘gaining pace in the bullish zone’. Which, frankly, sounds like a dating profile.
RSI is above 50. Congratulations, Solana, you’re…average.
Support: $132 and $130. (Good luck with that.)
Resistance: $138 and $140. (Seriously good luck.)
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