In a move that surprised exactly no one (except maybe the guy who still thinks Bitcoin is just “internet money”), Binance has officially been granted the Full Regulatory Golden Ticket 🎫 by Abu Dhabi’s Financial Services Regulatory Authority. Starting January 6, 2026-because bureaucracy moves at the speed of a camel on a coffee break-Binance will operate under three shiny new entities: Nest Exchange Services Limited, Nest Clearing and Custody Limited, and Nest Trading Limited. Because why have one corporate entity when you can have three? 🤷♂️
This “historic” milestone (their words, not ours) means Binance can now offer “secure, regulated” crypto services from Abu Dhabi. Because nothing says “trust us” like setting up shop in a desert financial hub where the only thing hotter than the market is the midday sun. ☀️
So buckle up, crypto enthusiasts! Your favorite unregulated Wild West of finance just got a fancy new sheriff’s badge. 🔫✨
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2025-12-08 08:52