Magic: The Gathering Finally Explains Unexpected Change to TMNT’s Raphael

Fans checking out the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cards in the Magic: The Gathering set have noticed a change with Raphael. Unlike his brothers, he isn’t initially shown with his signature sai. Instead, he’s equipped with a jitte. Wizards of the Coast explained this choice is connected to Raphael’s backstory and his relationship with Splinter, and it actually makes sense when you understand the reasoning.

Crypto Titans Unite: A Tale of Bitcoin, Bureaucracy, and Eternal Regret

Blockchain and trading technology solutions providers Metalpha Technology Holding Limited, Exos Financial LLC, and BlockchainK2 Corp. have formed a partnership so grand, it could make a medieval guild blush. Their mission? To provide “regulated, professional-grade crypto solutions” for American institutions-because nothing says “professional” like a contract written in legalese and signed with a quill made of blockchain.

Ripple CTO Emeritus Claps Back at ‘Outrageous’ Centralization Claims

As reported by U.Today, one Justin Bons, founder of Cyber Capital, decided to grace the crypto world with a furious thread on X (formerly Twitter), calling on the crypto community to, and I quote, “reject all centralized ‘blockchains’.” In an absolutely delightful moment of irony, Bons specifically named Ripple, Stellar, Hedera, and Algorand as culprits.

Bitcoin’s RSI Hits Rock Bottom: Even Mt. Gox is Like, “Dang, That’s Low”

Well, well, well. Bitcoin just decided to break out its drama queen tiara and give us a technical reading that’s more extreme than Liz Lemon’s coffee intake. According to Ash Crypto, the weekly RSI has plunged into the mid-20s, which is basically Bitcoin saying, “Hold my latte, I’m going lower than Mt. Gox, 2018, COVID, and FTX combined.” Yes, it’s that bad. Or good? Depends on whether you’re a glass-half-full or glass-thrown-at-the-wall kind of person.

Bitcoin ETFs Bleed Red: Six Weeks of Outflows and a Pot of Trouble

On the 24th of February, the price dipped below the sacred $63,000 mark, and those same ETFs, which were supposed to be the knights in shinin’ armor, turned into the biggest varmints sellin’ off their shares. It’s like invitin’ a posse to guard your gold and then findin’ out half of ‘em were always workin’ for the bank robbers.