
Out in the dry fields of macroeconomic analysis, where the dust of fiscal policy settles like old bones, Luke Gromen has been tilling the soil with a shovel of skepticism. He reckons Bitcoin’s smoke alarm-its role as a liquidity canary-is about to screech, but not because governments will start printing money like it’s confetti at a clown college. “Nah,” he says, squinting into the sun, “2026 ain’t the year for nuclear printing. Not yet. Maybe never.”
He speaks slow, like a man chewing over a tough steak, explaining how the economy’s got more leverage than a circus tightrope walker. “Bitcoin’s the equity crunch,” he mutters, “and those AI robots? They’re deflating faster than a punctured tire on a Tesla road trip. So unless Washington starts churning cash like a slot machine at a casino, we’re just tightening the noose.”
“Sure, tech’s got its hiccups-capital costs, supply chain snarls, and China’s peeking over the fence. And Bitcoin? It dances like a high-beta stock on a trampoline. All that adds up to a near-term bear market. Or as I call it, ‘the great crypto slumber party.’”
But hold your horses, he adds with a wink. “Long-term, I still love Bitcoin. Like a stubborn mule. Deflation’s gonna cause a crisis, and then-poof! Nuclear printing. But the order of operations? I got that wrong. Turns out, the Fed ain’t the Wizard of Oz. They’re just a bunch of accountants with coffee stains.”
“Maybe I’ll be wrong,” he shrugs, “maybe I’m just being cute. But if I’m right, I’ll buy back my Bitcoin cheaper. Or I’ll eat my hat. Either way, it’s a hell of a story.”
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