Trump’s Xi Meeting: A “12/10”?! 🤯

But then Trump spoke. And when Trump speaks, things change. Mostly because he says things. Immediately. Reversing all the negative sentiment. It’s like he has a magic word. Or a really good Twitter account manager. Whoever it is, they’re getting a bonus.

Bitcoin’s About to Explode… Or Collapse! 🎰📉 (You Won’t Believe #7!)

At the time of his dramatic tweet (posted, no doubt, between sips of overpriced kombucha), Bitcoin was lounging at $112,000. Not quite “J.P. Morgan rich,” but close enough to smell the cigars. Birb chirps (pun intended) that with ETFs buzzing and panic fizzling faster than a soda in the desert, the coin’s not dead-just coiling like a snake eyeing a mouse. A breakout? Perhaps. Or perhaps the market’s just catching its breath before the next panic attack.

Next Conjuring Movie Gets Huge Update After Last Rite’s Success

Okay, horror fans, get ready! Word is, New Line is officially moving forward with a prequel to The Conjuring. This comes on the heels of Last Rites absolutely crushing it at the box office – we’re talking over $487 million worldwide! And get this – Rodrigue Huart, the director behind that short film that got everyone talking, is in talks to direct his first big studio feature. Sounds like a promising start for another spooky chapter in the Conjuring universe, and I’m definitely intrigued to see what he brings to the table.