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While President Trump characterizes the economy as the strongest in history with no inflation, this position stands at odds with the latest data. Which, of course, is just a fancy word for “the universe is trying to tell you something, but you’re too busy admiring your own reflection.”

Despite a very difficult market for altcoins – with many near record lows and trading volume declining – analyst Darkfost has noticed some positive activity. Large investors are starting to focus on a few specific tokens, and Chainlink is among them. This is unusual given the current overall downturn in the altcoin market.

Chairman Selig, with the fervor of a man who’s seen the future and returned, insists blockchain is no mere fad. It is, he proclaims, the architectural blueprint for a new financial utopia, one that might just restore the trust banks squandered like confetti at a funeral.

Returning from a three-month nap (or was it a sabbatical?), Tyler leapt back into the world of high-stakes gambling on Stake, a casino platform where he’s paid to gamble like a man possessed. But oh, what a disaster! He lost ten million dollars in two sessions, then tried to claw back four million on Keno. It’s like trying to fill a bottomless pit with confetti.

Now, according to the good folks at Ta Kung Wen Wei, a Hong Kong news outlet with a name that’s a mouthful, Li Xiong was part of a gang that helped scam artists across Asia launder their ill-gotten gains. He was escorted back to China from Phnom Penh, Cambodia, with a statement from China’s Ministry of Public Security on WeChat seal of approval. That’s right, folks, even the cops are goin’ digital these days.