Oh, what a calamity! Pi crypto has been tumbling down a very long slide, now nestled in a cozy little pit since February. Poor thing.
$100 million venture funds, domain auctions, staking directories, and a Pi AI Studio. All to no avail! It’s like baking a cake for a vegan. 🎂🌱
Even when Bitcoin soared to new heights in July, Pi slunk downward like a deflated balloon. How rude! 🎈
But fear not! History whispers that a Tier-1 exchange listing could spark a short squeeze. Binance, Upbit, Coinbase—just a few names to make your heart skip a beat. 💓
Witness the magic: OMNI leapt 100% after joining Upbit, Orca 200%, and ARKM 55%. Pi, with its larger crowd, could outshine them all. 🌟

Behold! The double-bottom pattern—a classic trick in the price wizard’s playbook. At $0.4016, Pi’s feet are planted firmly on the ground, eyeing the $1.6728 neckline like a treasure chest. 🏴☠️
And the Wyckoff Theory? It says Pi is gathering strength in the shadows, ready to lunge into the markup phase. If it reaches $1.6728, that’s a 324% leap. Imagine that! 🚀
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2025-08-01 22:43