TL;DR 🥴
- Dogecoin’s sitting in a bull flag pattern, eyeing $0.24 like it’s the last slice of pizza. 🍕
- Hashrate hit 2.9 PH/s-network’s more secure than my therapist’s waiting room. 🛡️
- Thumzup Media buying Dogehash? 2,500 ASIC rigs? Sounds like a shanda fur die goyim. 🤯
Long-Term Cycles: Déjà Vu All Over Again
DOGE at $0.22? Big whoop. 1
Since 2021, DOGE’s been chilling between $0.05 and $0.30. Trader Tardigrade says, “Dogecoin season has not started yet.” Yeah, yeah, we’ve heard it before. Still early? Sure, Jan. 🦥
$Doge/weekly#Dogecoin season has not started yet 🌱
– Trader Tardigrade (@TATrader_Alan) August 28, 2025
4-hour chart? Bull flag. Consolidation between $0.218 and $0.222. Breakout to $0.24? Maybe. Or maybe it’ll just sit there like George Costanza at a job interview. 🤷♂️
“#Dogecoin Bull Flag LOADING A breakout could target $0.24, hitting the previous resistance level.” 🚀
Hashrate: To the Moon, Baby!
Hashrate hit 2.9 PH/s. Network’s stronger than my ex’s resolve to never text me back. 💪 Analyst KrissPax: “Dogecoin Hashrate has just hit an all time high!” Official DOGE account: “Could this be due to certain parts of the community mobilizing? Hmm…” 🤔 Sounds like someone’s paranoid. Or maybe just smart. 🕵️♂️
- Source: X
Corporate Shenanigans in Mining Land
Thumzup Media buying Dogehash? 2,500 ASIC rigs? Nasdaq-listed company? This is like when Jerry dated that NASCAR driver-totally out of left field. 🏎️ Dogehash scaling capacity? By year-end? Sure, why not? Let’s see if they deliver or just end up like Newman’s mail truck. 🚚
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2025-08-28 18:20