StakeWise just swooped in like a financial superhero, saving $19.3M from the clutches of a crypto villain and easing the Balancer hack blow from $117M to $98M. But will it be enough? Who knows!
So, here’s the thing: StakeWise just grabbed back a whopping $19.3 million in stolen osETH from the Balancer hack. If you’ve been following the drama, this hack is officially the bigger-than-a-summer-blockbuster of decentralized finance in 2025. The thief’s got mad skills, but StakeWise had a bit of their own magic, righting some of the wrongs and offering a little hope to those who lost out.
Wait, Did StakeWise Just Recover $19.3M? Yup, They Did!
Yes, yes they did. StakeWise recovered 5,041 osETH – that’s $19.3 million in plain English. And how did they do it? A contract call. I know, it sounds super sci-fi and complex, but let’s just say they outsmarted the hacker using some blockchain wizardry.
Blockchain analysis from EmberCN gave the scoop, revealing that StakeWise’s clever move dropped the total loss from a jaw-dropping $117 million to a slightly more manageable $98 million. So, things could be worse. Or better. Your call.
So, in the dead of night, StakeWise used their contract powers to snatch back 5,041 osETH ($19.3M) from the hacker. Now, the stolen assets total is down from $117M to $98M. (Take that, thief!)
The hacker has been busy turning LSTs into ETH. Last check, more than half of the stolen assets are already Ethereum-bound.
Hacker’s address list:
– EmberCN (@EmberCN)
The hack went down on November 3, targeting Balancer’s V2 vaults and liquidity pools. Guess how? A tiny, sneaky vulnerability in the smart contract setup allowed for unauthorized swaps. I mean, hackers really have all the fun, huh?
Security companies like Nansen and PeckShield confirmed that this hack wasn’t a private key drama, just good ol’ techy exploitation. The bad guy’s been turning stolen LSTs into Ethereum-half of it already off to greener, more liquid pastures.
Balancer’s TVL Dips Like a Bad Reality Show
And the aftermath? Yikes. Balancer’s total value locked (TVL) tanked harder than your grandma’s casserole at Thanksgiving. In less than 24 hours, it plummeted from $442 million to a mere $214.5 million. Over 50% of the on-chain liquidity vanished into thin air, just like that! Bye-bye, funds.
Even Balancer’s token, BAL, couldn’t escape the fallout, dropping 8% in a single day. And let’s be real, the entire crypto market isn’t doing any better. Bitcoin’s been on a downward spiral, dropping 18% over the last 30 days. Ethereum’s down 27%. Yikes again.
The Balancer team, still recovering from the shock, is offering a 20% bounty to anyone who can give them the “how-to” on fixing their vulnerabilities. Here’s their official statement:
“We’re working closely with security researchers to figure out exactly what went wrong. Expect a full post-mortem when the investigation wraps up. Stay tuned for more plot twists!”
The Balancer Hack: Bigger Than A Binge-Worthy Netflix Doc
Security experts are starting to whisper that Balancer’s whole design might have made it more vulnerable than we realized. Turns out, the composable architecture they’re rocking left the door open for this attack. Looks like they need a little more control over those smart contract interactions, am I right?
It’s not just Balancer feeling the heat either. This hack is part of a growing list of DeFi disasters this year. Security teams everywhere are busy figuring out if other automated market makers have similar weak spots. Spoiler alert: some probably do.
While StakeWise’s recovery is a win for those affected, it’s still not enough to make the whole disaster feel like a happy ending. Most of the stolen assets are still out there, lurking in the blockchain abyss. Investigations are ongoing across Ethereum, Base, and a couple of other chains where the hacker decided to stash the loot. No one’s calling this one over yet!
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2025-11-05 09:53