Upbit CEO Sobs Over 44.5B KRW Heist: “My Wallet’s Crying!”

Dunamu CEO Oh Kyung-seok has issued a tearful apology after Upbit’s security breach turned into a 💸44.5B KRW digital heist. “I’m so sorry,” he sniffled, promising full compensation (because what’s a few billion between friends?). The company now claims to be “tightening security” – read: trying not to look like a crypto version of a teenage diary. Deposits and withdrawals are paused, because apparently, even hackers need a coffee break. Meanwhile, regulators are on the case – though we’re still waiting for a villain with a mustache. 😭🔐 #CryptoChaos

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2025-11-28 15:02