Crypto Chaos: Senators Finally Try to Fix What They Don’t Understand 🤡

Should this legislative parchment survive the gauntlet of bureaucracy, it promises-with the solemnity of a fortune teller-to banish regulatory fog, illuminate transparency, and bestow upon traders the holy grail of “fewer sudden enforcement actions.” Institutions, ever eager to dip their toes into Bitcoin’s turbulent waters, may finally feel emboldened-or at least slightly less terrified.

Vitalik’s Ethereum Dead Ahead of Us? ⛏️💸

Buterin’s argument? Ethereum’s value shouldn’t hinged on hypothetical gadgets not yet plugged into the wall. “Let’s take off the tinfoil hat and say we can exist independently,” he implored, while also somehow creating more tango terms we’ll all have to Google. 🎭