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Vitalik announced that zero-knowledge Ethereum Virtual Machines have reached “production-quality performance” – a term that, in the blockchain world, probably means “we’ve stopped crashing for now.” PeerDAS data-availability sampling is “live on mainnet,” which, if you’re not paying attention, sounds like a new streaming service for cat videos. 🐱🚀 He contrasted this with earlier peer-to-peer models like Bittorrent’s bandwidth-heavy, consensus-free design and Bitcoin’s consensus-only, low-bandwidth replication. Because nothing says “innovation” like comparing yourself to a 90s file-sharing protocol and a cryptocurrency that’s basically a digital gold rush. 🏴‍☠️

So, the crypto market’s up, but let’s not pop the champagne just yet. Bitcoin’s stability is the only thing keeping this party from turning into a funeral. Immediate downside risk? Reduced. But a breakout? Girl, please. We’re still in the “let’s see what happens” phase. 🥂→🤡

Santiment, those people who watch the digital flotsam and jetsam, have noted that the total value of all these… assets… increased by approximately 23%. Traders, rather than investing in, say, actual infrastructure or sensible shoes, have apparently piled back into ‘higher-risk’ tokens. Which is just another way of saying ‘things likely to go down in value’. But hey, who needs logic when you have hype?