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After a year that’d make even Gatsby blush, Ledger’s plotting its next move: a cash grab and a transatlantic flirtation with the U.S. market. 🤑🇺🇸 Sources whisper to the Financial Times that Ledger’s CEO, Pascal Gauthier, is practically living out of a suitcase in New York, where the crypto bigwigs now sip their martinis. 🍸

This political soap opera was quite the spectacle-losses of nearly $85 billion, government workers moonlighting as unpaid superheroes, and a pantomime of halted reports that no one could read. But fear not! The long, icy grip is thawing, and the money hoses may soon gush again-salaries on Friday, folks! Time to dust off those statistics reports and pretend we’re all economists again. 📊

Keep your eye on $2.4-our current near-miss support-and $3.6, the resistance highfalutin’ traders are watching. Meanwhile, Open Interest still whispers sweet nothings about bullish leverage, so don’t count this digital chap out just yet!

Pi’s creators whispered sweet nothings about “one coin, one community,” but chaos erupted faster than a birthday surprise for a grumpy frog. Whispers of a “GCV Handbook” now claim 1 Pi equals $314k (because who needs math, right?). And get this: two Pi coins? One for exchanges, one for GCV transactions? That’s like saying you need two potatoes for a recipe-one fried, one mashed! 🥔🥔

At this very moment, ZEC dances at $658, a 20% leap in a single day-proof that madness, like gravity, requires no explanation. A 1,300% annual gain? Surely, this is either divine favor or the prelude to a spectacular collapse. But who cares, so long as the numbers go up? 📈