Hunting Hidden Particles at CERN

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The projected sensitivity to dark photons, as mapped across mass and coupling strength, reveals that future experiments-including NA62Cortina with updated bremsstrahlung production, and potential rearrangements of existing NA62 detectors-offer complementary pathways to explore parameter space currently inaccessible, while sensitivity projections from experiments like DarkQuest, FASER, and LHCb are not displayed to maintain focus on the ECN3 landscape.

A new study details how relatively simple upgrades to the SPS at CERN could dramatically expand the search for feebly interacting particles beyond the Standard Model.

WhiteBIT Dismisses Russian Ban Like It’s Nothing!

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WhiteBIT, the cryptocurrency exchange recently designated an “undesirable organization” by the Russian Prosecutor General’s Office, has hailed the label as the “strongest confirmation” of its unwavering support for Ukraine, a sentiment as sincere as a pig’s apology for rooting in a garden. The exchange maintains that the Russian ruling is effectively moot, as the company had already proactively and “largely exited” the Russian market years ago, a move as thorough as a librarian removing every book on espionage.

Aragorn’s Original Name is Still Lord of The Rings’ Craziest Secret

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Most authors don’t share their early drafts or abandoned ideas, but Christopher Tolkien dedicated years to collecting and publishing his father’s writings – including drafts, letters, and even fragments of notes. Because of the release of The Return Of The Shadow: The History of the Lord of the Rings, Part One, fans can now trace the development of Frodo’s journey, seeing how J.R.R. Tolkien wrote, revised, and refined the story at every stage.

Capitol Snowed Under: Crypto Bill Suffers Another Delay

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Once, the Senate Banking Committee clutched at the bill’s threadbare promise, only to watch it unravel in the maw of partisanship. Now the Agriculture Committee, its jurisdiction a once-noble steward of commodities, presides over digital assets with all the grace of a bear in a suit. Its markup, postponed to January 29, now dances on the precipice of weather as much as politics-a testament to Capitol Hill’s mastery of chaos.

Power Rangers Reboot Reportedly Just Cast 3 Rangers (Including Red)

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I’m so excited about the new Power Rangers cast! From what I’ve heard, Elizabeth Lee is going to be our Red Ranger. Plus, Joel Oulette is taking on the role of the Blue Ranger, and Momona Tamada will be the Pink Ranger. Now we’re just waiting to find out who will play the Black and Yellow Rangers – hopefully, that news comes soon!