Incredible Surge of XRP Wallets! Is Ripple the Next Big Thing?

It’s not just a trickle, no, dear reader. This is the highest surge seen in eight long months. Eight months! Could it be that the humble XRP is staging a grand comeback, like a forgotten hero in a Solzhenitsyn novel? The price of XRP, too, has felt the touch of divine intervention, soaring 14% in the last 24 hours, like an underdog hero snatching victory at the last possible moment. 😲

Bitcoin Investors Sink Like Stones-57% Now Swimming With the Fishes!

As noted by the ever-cheerful on-chain analyst Checkmate (who, one assumes, chose the name ironically), Bitcoin’s recent tumble has left investors clutching their wallets like a man who’s just realized he’s left his trousers on the train. The “Realized Cap,” a term that sounds far more dignified than the current situation warrants, refers to the sum total of USD spent acquiring BTC-not its present value, which, at the moment, is about as reassuring as a Jeeves-less household.

Cardano’s Price Plays Piano on Thin Air – Can It Hit the Right Key? 🎹🗑️

According to one Ali Martinez-analyst by trade, fortune-teller by ambition-Cardano has once more returned to a mystical horizontal line at $0.52, a sacred number so revered it’s been kissed by ADA’s price more times than a politician shakes hands. This phenomenon isn’t sorcery, mind you. Nay, it’s called a “Parallel Channel,” a technical analysis term so fancy it sounds like it belongs in a congressional report. 🧠📉

🤑 Bitcoin Tycoon or Liar? Judges Say FBI’s Wipe Was No Crime! 😂

A three-judge panel at the Eleventh Circuit Court of Appeals, with the gravity of philosophers and the wit of satirists, declared on Tuesday that Prime’s lawsuit against the government is as futile as a sparrow’s attempt to move a mountain. For years, they noted, Prime denied his wealth, claiming but a pittance in Bitcoin. Only later, when the winds of fortune shifted, did he proclaim himself a tycoon. “A delay most unreasonable,” the judges intoned, “and thus his suit is barred.” Even if the Bitcoin existed-a matter they leave to the realm of speculation-to grant him relief would be inequitable. Justice, it seems, has a sense of humor.

5 Forgotten Western TV Gems That Deserve a Revival

Look, the Western isn’t dead by any means. It’s actually doing really well on TV! I mean, Netflix’s American Primeval was a big hit recently. But if you ask me, nothing beats Deadwood – David Milch’s show is just a brilliant, Shakespearean, and yeah, pretty sweary, masterpiece. They thankfully brought it back for a movie in 2019, which was awesome. Honestly, though, there are so many other great Western shows that people have forgotten about, and I think they really deserve another look. As a fan, I’d love to see all of them get a revival somehow!