Bitcoin, our brooding digital monarch, has bowed from its lofty throne of $90K+ to a meek $86,744-a fall of over 4% in the past day. One almost hears the faint sound of margin calls being answered in tears. Its market cap, now lounging near $1.73 trillion, watches the chaos with the detached amusement of a bored aristocrat. Ethereum? Alas, our ethereal poet of smart contracts, has slunk down to $2,841, tacking on a 5% weekly decline like a trench coat in winter. And XRP-the eternally hopeful, perpetually sued court jester-slips to $2.06 after shedding more than 6% like an overfed snake discarding skin. 🐍💸