Bitcoin Zombifies Tulips After 17 Years of Survival Sorcery 🌱⚡
“The tulips,” he intoned, “were curious flowers with more luxury than sense. They rose, inflated like a Persian balloon at a party, then collapsed in 1637 with the subtlety of a champagne cork from Mars.” But Bitcoin, he boasted, had danced through seven extinction storms, survived regulatory saber-rattlers, and still sauntered toward all-time highs with the poise of a sultan in a hammam. 🌟






