In the fevered script of history’s mad ballet, Robert Kiyosaki-prophet of ledgers and ledgerheads-declares the curtain rising on a cataclysm foretold in his 2013 tome, Rich Dad’s Prophecy. With the solemnity of a man who once bet his socks on a goat’s ability to predict stock trends, he proclaims: the crash is nigh! Gold, silver, Ethereum, and Bitcoin-these, he insists, are the lifeboats for the financially astute, while the unprepared shall drown in a sea of mortgage payments and regret.
And lo, Kiyosaki himself, that sly fox of the crypto underbrush, is said to be “increasing his Bitcoin holdings as prices drop.” A noble endeavor, one might think, were it not for the faint whiff of irony clinging to his every transaction. “Market crashes,” he intones gravely, “are powerful opportunities to buy assets at discounted prices.” Ah, yes-nothing says “powerful opportunity” like buying a digital ledger’s worth of hope from a man who once claimed real estate was the key to riches, only to watch housing markets turn to quicksand.
The 21 million supply limit of Bitcoin, he assures us, is no mere number but a divine decree. One wonders if the same deity who capped Bitcoin’s supply also cursed the human capacity for self-destruction. But fear not! For in this grand circus of capitalism, Kiyosaki is both ringmaster and trapeze artist, tumbling through the chaos with the grace of a man who’s already bought insurance against his own folly.
So, dear reader, as the world teeters on the edge of a fiscal precipice, remember: the true test of a prophet is not in the crash itself, but in the number of followers who buy in before the rabbit hole becomes a vertical drop. Or, as Kiyosaki might say, “The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second-best time? Now. Or maybe tomorrow. Or… well, just buy Bitcoin.”
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2026-02-17 10:22