Hold on to Your Wormholes: Bitcoin Might Mushroom to $90,000 in Two Weeks

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The talking thumbtacked analyst, a man named Michaël van de Poppe, has declared that Bitcoin may well climb to a four‑month high in the unpuzzled, market‑dismissing weeks ahead. It’s the kind of assertion one might make at dinner when insisting that the soup is spicier than it looks.

On the sprawling digital platform known as X, Van de Poppe wrote that the digital coin “can literally go both ways.” He added that should the forces of accumulation keep their knitting together amid the pending CLARITY Act debates, “we might see a fast move to $90K in a matter of days for Bitcoin.”

He says, “The buildup is sincerely strong.” The words were uttered with a confidence usually reserved for a wizard arguing that his spell is still nailing.

Separately, he brushed off any sign of weariness. “I don’t see signals on Bitcoin of exhaustion. Not at all,” he wrote, as if someone had just asked whether the universe was tired.

“It’s a gradual move upwards with constant momentum.”

According to Mr. Poppe, every dip is fought like a pesky goblin, so the market remains bullish unless Bitcoin can’t crack the iron gate of key resistance levels.

His grand plan? Bitcoin could ascend anywhere from $86,000 to $90,000 in the next two to three weeks, while the lesser coins are also staging a comeback. “That’s why I think that the ‘buy the dip’ mentality is still right here,” he muses, as if advising a duelist to keep his sword at the ready while the dragons sleep.

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2026-05-15 12:21