Bitcoin Miners Bet on AI, Network Security Slumbers

Charles Edwards, a man whose spreadsheets could outwit a chess grandmaster, has charted a grim trajectory: the average BTC revenue share among public miners may plummet from 90% to 30% in two to three years. One imagines him scribbling these numbers with a sigh, as if penning a eulogy for a blockchain he once cherished.

Bitcoin’s Resurrection: Strategy’s Gamble Pays Off After 75 Days of Torment

Ah, the Bitcoin spot price, that fickle mistress, has deigned to grace Strategy with her presence once more, soaring above $76,000 and lifting the company’s massive cryptocurrency treasury from the depths of despair. And yet, one must wonder: is this truly a victory, or merely a temporary reprieve from the inevitable chaos that governs the markets? The portfolio, they say, is “back at or slightly above water”-a phrase so laden with irony, it could only be uttered by a man in a top hat, juggling ledgers while teetering on the edge of a precipice.