Bitcoin’s Grand Farce: $80k or Bust Amid Hormuz Shenanigans?
Lo! As Iran’s Strait of Hormuz flung wide its gates like a theater curtain, so too did the markets leap into a frenzy, as if crypto and stocks were but fools in love. Yet the sages squabble: shall BTC scale the $80k peak, or stumble like a drunkard at the foot of the hill?








