Imagine, if you will, a tangle of billionaires fidgeting with their velvet ropes and tailcoats, bewildered by this sudden plot twist. Crypto and business cuddle-bears were up in arms, barking about potential capital flight that might see them swishing their money beyond the Golden State’s borders.
“Ah, brothers and sisters,” howls Jesse Powell from the windswept tower of his digital empire, Kraken. “Once tax collectors start mucking around in our cookies, there’ll be pandemonium! Picture this: all the money milling about, skittering like ants from their hill!”
Oh, dear! Far worse, they warn, entrepreneurs might juggle their assets into a frenzy and, in a Cinderella-like dash, scramble out of California before the ball even starts.