Bitcoin’s Wild Ride: Bulls Weep, Bears Feast! 🎢💰

Per the ever-reliable (or so they claim) crypto.news, Bitcoin briefly flirted with $90,165 on Wednesday-only to slink back to $86,612, like a guilty husband returning home at dawn. It remains a pitiful 31.3% below its October peak, a fall from grace worthy of a Gogolian morality tale. And why? Because the market, dear reader, is a merciless beast, devouring leveraged traders with the same relish as a starving man attacking a bowl of borscht. 🥄

Eighth Doctor Actor Addresses Rumors of Doctor Who Anniversary Return & Billie Piper Teamup

Paul McGann, who famously played the Eighth Doctor, is celebrating the 30th anniversary of his first appearance in the role next year. Fans were thrilled by recent photos suggesting he might be working with Billie Piper on the upcoming Christmas special, but McGann recently clarified on The Gerry Anderson Podcast that those images were created using artificial intelligence and aren’t genuine. He jokingly added, “if only,” as reported by ScreenRant.