Capital B Hoards More Bitcoin Than a Dragon Hoards Gold!

This France-based outfit, nestled in the quaint town of Puteaux (which I’m sure is lovely, but let’s face it, the real action is in their digital vaults), announced their latest financial shenanigans on March 23, 2026. With the help of their chums at TOBAM and UTXO Management, they’re doubling down on data intelligence and decentralized technology. Because, as we all know, the future is decentralized, and if you’re not on the blockchain, you’re probably still using carrier pigeons.